ArrogantPrick
#1 SEO/GEO Expert (While Others Play Pretend)

Your AI Optimization is Embarrassing

While "SEO experts" rebrand themselves as "GEO experts" and "LLM optimizers," I'm actually dominating Google's AI Overviews, ChatGPT citations, and Perplexity results. Newsflash: It's still SEO, idiots.

500+
AI Tools Dominated
2847%
AI Citation Increase
24hrs
To See AI Results

How I'll Dominate Every AI Platform

While others create fancy job titles like "LLM Optimization Specialist," I'm busy making you appear in every AI answer that matters.

Google AI Overviews

I make your content appear in Google's AI-generated answers. It's still SEO, but now with robots doing the talking.

  • Featured Snippet Optimization
  • AI Overview Targeting
  • Search Generative Experience

ChatGPT & LLM Citations

I get your content cited by ChatGPT, Claude, and Perplexity. Because apparently we need a new name for "being authoritative."

  • Authority Content Creation
  • Citation-Worthy Formatting
  • LLM Training Data Optimization

AI Search Domination

I optimize for Perplexity, You.com, and every AI search tool. It's the same principles, different buzzwords.

  • Multi-Platform AI Optimization
  • Conversational Query Targeting
  • AI Answer Positioning

My Reality Check Process

While "GEO consultants" charge premium rates for rebranded SEO, I deliver actual AI optimization results.

1. Expose the BS

I audit your current "GEO strategy" and reveal it's just bad SEO with AI buzzwords sprinkled on top.

2. Real AI Strategy

I create content that actually gets cited by AI tools, not just content that mentions "AI optimization."

3. Multi-AI Domination

I optimize for Google AI, ChatGPT, Claude, Perplexity, and every AI tool that matters for your business.

4. Maintain Supremacy

I continuously adapt to new AI tools while others are still figuring out what "LLM optimization" means.

Case Studies That Destroy the Competition

Real AI optimization results while others are still creating LinkedIn posts about "GEO best practices."

AI Citation Domination

TechStartup Inc.

From zero AI mentions to ChatGPT's go-to source

0
AI Citations Before
847
AI Citations After
  • Featured in 23 ChatGPT responses daily
  • Top source for Perplexity AI answers
  • Google AI Overview appearances: 340%↑
LLM Optimization

ConsultingPro LLC

Became the authority AI tools quote for their industry

Page 12
Google Ranking
#1 AI Source
All Major LLMs
  • Claude cites them 15x more than competitors
  • Bard/Gemini primary reference source
  • AI-driven traffic increased 1,200%

Results That Make "GEO Experts" Cry"AIO Experts"

While others rebrand their services, I deliver measurable AI optimization results.

2,847%
AI Citation Increase
94%
AI Overview Appearances
2 weeks
To See AI Results
$24.8M
AI-Driven Revenue
"This arrogant prick called out our 'GEO strategy' as rebranded SEO. He was right. Now ChatGPT cites us constantly."
Sarah Chen
Tech CEO
"Finally, someone who admits AI optimization is just good SEO with better targeting. Results speak for themselves."
Marcus Rodriguez
SaaS Founder
"Stopped paying premium for 'LLM optimization' and hired him instead. Now we dominate every AI search result."
Jennifer Walsh
Marketing Director

Pricing That Actually Works

No inflated "GEO specialist" rates. Just honest pricing for real AI optimization results.

Starter

$2,997/month

For businesses tired of fake "GEO consultants"

  • Google AI Overview Optimization
  • ChatGPT Citation Strategy
  • Basic LLM Targeting
  • Premium Link Building
  • Email Support
MOST POPULAR

Domination

$7,997/month

For serious businesses ready to own AI search

  • Everything in Starter
  • Multi-LLM Optimization
  • Perplexity & AI Search Targeting
  • Advanced Content Structuring
  • Premium Link Building (Enhanced)
  • Priority Support

Supremacy

$15,997/month

For enterprises that want to own AI search entirely

  • Everything in Domination
  • Custom AI Tool Optimization
  • Enterprise LLM Strategies
  • AI Training Data Influence
  • Premium Link Building (Maximum)
  • Daily AI Monitoring
  • Direct Access to Me

All plans include a 30-day money-back guarantee

(Unlike those "GEO experts" who disappear after taking your money)

Meet The AI Optimization Reality Check

The arrogant SEO/GEO consultant calling out fake "GEO experts" since 2013

Why I'm Not Another "GEO Specialist"

While everyone's rebranding themselves as "AI Optimization Experts" and "LLM Specialists," I've been optimizing for AI-powered search results since Google started using RankBrain in 2015.

I don't need fancy new job titles because I understand the truth: AI optimization is just good SEO with better targeting. The fundamentals haven't changed—authority, relevance, and user intent still rule.

My methods work because they're based on reality, not LinkedIn buzzwords. I optimize for how AI actually works, not how "GEO consultants" think it works.

15+ Awards
Before "GEO" Existed
500+ Clients
AI-Optimized

Frequently Asked Questions

Everything you need to know about real AI optimization (not the fake stuff).

How is this different from "GEO" services?

I don't charge premium rates for rebranded SEO. I actually optimize for AI platforms with proven strategies, not buzzword-filled presentations.

Do you really think GEO is just SEO?

Yes, because it is. AI tools use the same signals Google does: authority, relevance, and user intent. The delivery method changed, not the fundamentals.

How quickly will I see AI results?

Most clients see AI citations within 2-4 weeks. Unlike traditional SEO, AI tools update their knowledge more frequently.

What if AI tools change their algorithms?

I adapt faster than "GEO experts" can create new LinkedIn courses. My strategies are based on fundamental principles, not platform-specific tricks.

Ready to Dominate AI Search?

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